Musical Aesthetician Pillows

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

Mr Metrosexual.

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

Cover Design for Yellow Book Prospectus for Vol 5 (Not Published)

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

'Botox...'

Luthier

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

La Dame aux Camelias

"Why are these things always such pathetic kitsch?"

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."

'What you have to understand, Ms. Titmus, is your glass ceiling is my glass floor.'

Tragedy and Remedy.

"But everything seems so neat and orderly we'd never guess that your lives are falling apart."

The Return of Tannhauser to Venusberg

Bass Clef

Headpiece to E Dowson's 'The Pierrot of the Minute'

"Ugh. When will this acne go away?"

A visit to a Victorian Painter.

"Do you have something cheap but with a really expensive label?"

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

School of Classical Music vs Harmonica Lessons.

"Who's idea was it to serve dressed-mutton?"

Modern Furniture/Sculptures Object to Old Fashioned Chair.

The Abbe- For Beardsley's Story 'Under the Hill'

"Mr. Potatohead had second thoughts about having a facial peel."

Brazilian Squirrels