Musical Aesthetician T-Shirts

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

Mr Metrosexual.

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

Mark Knopfler.

Cover Design for Yellow Book Prospectus for Vol 5 (Not Published)

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Luthier

'Botox...'

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

"Why are these things always such pathetic kitsch?"

La Dame aux Camelias

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

'What you have to understand, Ms. Titmus, is your glass ceiling is my glass floor.'

Tragedy and Remedy.

"But everything seems so neat and orderly we'd never guess that your lives are falling apart."

Bass Clef

The Return of Tannhauser to Venusberg

Headpiece to E Dowson's 'The Pierrot of the Minute'

A visit to a Victorian Painter.

"Ugh. When will this acne go away?"

"Do you have something cheap but with a really expensive label?"

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

A bird's song is trapped in a musical stave.

Modern Furniture/Sculptures Object to Old Fashioned Chair.

The Abbe- For Beardsley's Story 'Under the Hill'

"Who's idea was it to serve dressed-mutton?"

Flower growing out of a face mask

School of Classical Music vs Harmonica Lessons.