Aesthetics Gifts

Ave Atque Vale- Illustrates Beardsley's Translation of Carmen CI of Catullus

Nose job.

'Sorry, no new patients until some of ours become terminally ugly.'

"I do bottoms, boobs and and tummy-tucks, my colleague specializes in bee-stung lips."

Beauty Marks of the Animal Kingdom

"Dang it, Elvira! According to this bill from your plastic surgeon, I should be keeping you in a bank vault."

Mr Metrosexual.

'Cosmetic surgery.'

"If we're going out tonight I 'd better go and start putting my make-up on"

'Madam realises we're talking serious money here?'

Depressed clown.

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

Aesthetics

Ugly lady offers to sit for artist's painting

English Darlings Reflected in a French Mirror!

Analysis of Beauty - Plate II.

Et in Arcadia Ego

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

The Ascension of the Rose of Lima

Rape of the Lock- The New Star

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

Cover Design for Yellow Book Prospectus for Vol 5 (Not Published)

"Excuse me, but could you ask the chef to make this a little more photogenic?"

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"A conundrum, rather than an outright mess, I think, Mrs Ellis..."

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

Cover Design for Cambridge ABC (Student Magazine)