Ancestral Analyzer Pillows

Add a personalized touch to their home decor with our ancestry-inspired pillows. Cozy and stylish, these pillows celebrate family roots with a touch of humor and warmth.

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"OK, now you've gone back too far." mockup

"OK, now you've gone back too far."

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'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...' mockup

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

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"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President." mockup

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

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"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots,"

"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots," mockup

"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots,"

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'I'm tracing my relatives.'

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Alvin, genealogist extraordinaire, traces his roots back to the first amoeba.

Alvin, genealogist extraordinaire, traces his roots back to the first amoeba. mockup

Alvin, genealogist extraordinaire, traces his roots back to the first amoeba.

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'Dad, have you ever thought about researching our family tree?'

'Dad, have you ever thought about researching our family tree?' mockup

'Dad, have you ever thought about researching our family tree?'

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When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET! mockup

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

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Man: 'My family tree is infested with termites.'

Man: 'My family tree is infested with termites.' mockup

Man: 'My family tree is infested with termites.'

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"Good news, Mr. Vanderfirth. We've traced your lineage back to a woman who lived in East Africa two hundred thousand years ago."

"Good news, Mr. Vanderfirth. We've traced your lineage back to a woman who lived in East Africa two hundred thousand years ago." mockup

"Good news, Mr. Vanderfirth. We've traced your lineage back to a woman who lived in East Africa two hundred thousand years ago."

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'I've traced out family tree back to some lizards in the Mesozoic era.'

'I've traced out family tree back to some lizards in the Mesozoic era.' mockup

'I've traced out family tree back to some lizards in the Mesozoic era.'

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"Don't bother wasting your money on DNA testing. The results all come back, 'Ape.'"

"Don't bother wasting your money on DNA testing. The results all come back, 'Ape.'" mockup

"Don't bother wasting your money on DNA testing. The results all come back, 'Ape.'"

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Sir Rupert Murgatroyd

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GENEALOGY - FAMILY TREE RESEARCH, 'Whoa! -- John Wilkes Booth AND Benedict Arnold?'

GENEALOGY - FAMILY TREE RESEARCH, 'Whoa! -- John Wilkes Booth AND Benedict Arnold?' mockup

GENEALOGY - FAMILY TREE RESEARCH, 'Whoa! -- John Wilkes Booth AND Benedict Arnold?'

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"Ooh, Dave. Your DNA results have come back! According to this, you're 10% German, 15% Irish, and 75% layabout."

"Ooh, Dave. Your DNA results have come back! According to this, you're 10% German, 15% Irish, and 75% layabout." mockup

"Ooh, Dave. Your DNA results have come back! According to this, you're 10% German, 15% Irish, and 75% layabout."

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'I come from a long line of Sunday roasts...'

'I come from a long line of Sunday roasts...' mockup

'I come from a long line of Sunday roasts...'

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"Not one of the Dartford Warblers?" mockup

"Not one of the Dartford Warblers?"

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"And these are my ancestors. . . Malcom. The mighty, Simon the Strong, Byron the Brave. . . And Fenwick the Flatulent . . . We don't talk about him much!"

"And these are my ancestors. . . Malcom. The mighty, Simon the Strong, Byron the Brave. . . And Fenwick the Flatulent . . . We don't talk about him much!" mockup

"And these are my ancestors. . . Malcom. The mighty, Simon the Strong, Byron the Brave. . . And Fenwick the Flatulent . . . We don't talk about him much!"

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"You're the hardest client we've ever had."

"You're the hardest client we've ever had." mockup

"You're the hardest client we've ever had."

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'Testing, testing, once upon a time, testing...'

'Testing, testing, once upon a time, testing...' mockup

'Testing, testing, once upon a time, testing...'

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"I retired from my job as head genealogist and never looked back."

"I retired from my job as head genealogist and never looked back." mockup

"I retired from my job as head genealogist and never looked back."

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'I'm tracing our family tree, and guess who's the sap?.'

'I'm tracing our family tree, and guess who's the sap?.' mockup

'I'm tracing our family tree, and guess who's the sap?.'

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"And this entire section is the obit of a very thorough genealogist."

"And this entire section is the obit of a very thorough genealogist." mockup

"And this entire section is the obit of a very thorough genealogist."

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"The country grandpa came from was a stinking hellhole of unspeakable poverty where everyone was always happy."

"The country grandpa came from was a stinking hellhole of unspeakable poverty where everyone was always happy." mockup

"The country grandpa came from was a stinking hellhole of unspeakable poverty where everyone was always happy."

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GENEALOGY - FAMILY TREE RESEARCH, 'Whoa! -- John Wilkes Booth AND Benedict Arnold?'

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Genealogists, let us trace you family tree - "We've managed to trace your ancestors back to your Dave."

Genealogists, let us trace you family tree - "We've managed to trace your ancestors back to your Dave." mockup

Genealogists, let us trace you family tree - "We've managed to trace your ancestors back to your Dave."

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Rejected resumes.

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'No kings or noblemen, but you're descended from a guy whose cousin knew Benjamin Franklin's cook!'

'No kings or noblemen, but you're descended from a guy whose cousin knew Benjamin Franklin's cook!' mockup

'No kings or noblemen, but you're descended from a guy whose cousin knew Benjamin Franklin's cook!'

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"My goodness, I had no idea people from California had ancestors!"

"My goodness, I had no idea people from California had ancestors!" mockup

"My goodness, I had no idea people from California had ancestors!"

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Genealogy convention

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Ancestral Analyzer Pillows Collection

Ancestral Analyzer Mugs

Explore our collection of ancestry-themed mugs—perfect for genealogy buffs and family historians alike. Find witty and heartfelt designs that make mornings more meaningful.

Ancestral Analyzer Prints

Decorate their favorite space with heritage-inspired prints that showcase their love for family history and ancestry.

Ancestral Analyzer T-Shirts

Looking for apparel that celebrates family roots? Check out our ancestry-inspired t-shirts—fun, stylish, and perfect for anyone passionate about genealogy.