Amusement Gift Seekers Pillows

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

The Zoo.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Easter Island Cheeseheads

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

"They certainly are jolly creatures aren't they?"

A baby using a heavy duty drill

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

Happy Bifurcation Day,

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."

Traffic calming ahead.

"... Er, Houston... It would appear that there is life on Mars, after all!"

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

The Doll's afternoon tea party had taken an unexpected ad dramatic turn.

"The reason you're not popular is...well...you smell like shark repellant."

One of a kind.

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

Pavlov's Dog at Christmas time...

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

'Impressive screen, but doesn't it put you off your tea?'

"I was going to transmute it into gold, and then I read that the base metal market has made a remarkable recovery!"

Cannibal Moms : "Remember kids, no dessert until you eat all or your vegetarian!"

"What have I told you two about not clowning around?"

"I only want one thing for Christmas. Straighten out Congress."

Rainy day despondency phobia: 'Poor George can't stand the pitter-patter of rain on his shell.'

A giant cat sleeps fitfully with four humans on the bed

'It's so embarrassing. My mother had my tadpole tail bronzed!'

Lost and Found - 'Nothing yet.' (Zebra has lots its stripes).

Tinder

'Mom and Dad, like when did you first text that you loved each other?'

When they're not flying, they walk around and play classic rock music. The strolling drones!

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