Amusement Gift Seekers Mugs

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

The Zoo.

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Easter Island Cheeseheads

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

A baby using a heavy duty drill

Happy Bifurcation Day,

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

Traffic calming ahead.

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

The Doll's afternoon tea party had taken an unexpected ad dramatic turn.

One of a kind.

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

"The reason you're not popular is...well...you smell like shark repellant."

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

"I only want one thing for Christmas. Straighten out Congress."

A giant cat sleeps fitfully with four humans on the bed

'It's so embarrassing. My mother had my tadpole tail bronzed!'

Lost and Found - 'Nothing yet.' (Zebra has lots its stripes).

"I was going to transmute it into gold, and then I read that the base metal market has made a remarkable recovery!"

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

Cannibal Moms : "Remember kids, no dessert until you eat all or your vegetarian!"

"What have I told you two about not clowning around?"

'Impressive screen, but doesn't it put you off your tea?'

Rainy day despondency phobia: 'Poor George can't stand the pitter-patter of rain on his shell.'

Tinder

"Oi, who are you bleedin' looking at?"

Evil Pusskins #9

Dogs with alcohol collars.