American Road Tripper Gifts

Spacious Skies - Amber Waves of Grain - Purple Mountains - Fruited Plain - Leo's Diner

"USA map"

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Kardiff.

Motor Tourism

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'Now here's a place I like!'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

'Are we broke yet?'

Camping.

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

Sometimes Y Turn

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

Yes, That Was The Exit