American Road Tripper T-Shirts

Spacious Skies - Amber Waves of Grain - Purple Mountains - Fruited Plain - Leo's Diner

"USA map"

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Motor Tourism

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'Now here's a place I like!'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Kardiff.

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Cash Machines From Across the Land

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Camping.

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

'Are we broke yet?'

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Yes, That Was The Exit

Sometimes Y Turn

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'