American Revolutionary War Gifts

'Paul! The British are coming! You have to go spread the word!'

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

"Beware of Don"

'Well, if he can't be a Minuteman, he can be a minutedog.'

John F. Kennedy

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

George Washington's sister was always getting him into trouble.

Statue of Liberty and the Financial Crisis

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

'Butch, did you shoot my liberty valance?'

Uncle Sam and Democracy

Midterm election s results

The Hug

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

Trump goes down tweeting & firing more staff

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

'So what if few limp-wristed girlie men think we're too extreme!'

Forensic evidence now proves that the shots in the balcony weren't meant for the President, but rather the show's cast.

'Michelle's Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms'

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Deceit and corruption sacrifice America to the money 'god'

Siege of Vicksburg - Sappers Approach Confederate Fortifications