American Revolution Gifts

"Hmm...Not quite, Betsy, but the stripes are a good start."

"The British are coming. Just sayin'."

Benedict Arnold

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

"December 25, 1776..."

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

Reagacentennial

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

'You can just forget about the cake.'

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

John F. Kennedy

'Well, if he can't be a Minuteman, he can be a minutedog.'

Will rule with iron fist for food.

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

DOWN WITH THE KING!, 'Do you know what the PENALTY is for disturbing the peace during wartime?'

"Beware of Don"

The wine-shop

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

Uncle Sam and Democracy

George Washington's sister was always getting him into trouble.

A. Lincoln, President. The "of the people, by the people, for the people" part is great, Abe, but the "people who need people" section may be overkill.

'Butch, did you shoot my liberty valance?'

Statue of Liberty and the Financial Crisis

'You believed Bing Crosby was a priest. Why can't you believe Ronald Reagan was a president?'

Forensic evidence now proves that the shots in the balcony weren't meant for the President, but rather the show's cast.

The Hug

Deceit and corruption sacrifice America to the money 'god'

'Michelle's Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms'

Midterm election s results

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Son, I don't think this was how Whistler painted HIS mother.