American Revolutionary War Pillows

'Paul! The British are coming! You have to go spread the word!'

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

Reagacentennial

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

Archival Warfare

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

"Oh, come on! Nobody brought a pen?"

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

John F. Kennedy

'Well, if he can't be a Minuteman, he can be a minutedog.'

"Beware of Don"

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

George Washington's sister was always getting him into trouble.

'Butch, did you shoot my liberty valance?'

Statue of Liberty and the Financial Crisis

A. Lincoln, President. The "of the people, by the people, for the people" part is great, Abe, but the "people who need people" section may be overkill.

Uncle Sam and Democracy

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

'You believed Bing Crosby was a priest. Why can't you believe Ronald Reagan was a president?'

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

'So what if few limp-wristed girlie men think we're too extreme!'

Forensic evidence now proves that the shots in the balcony weren't meant for the President, but rather the show's cast.

Midterm election s results

Deceit and corruption sacrifice America to the money 'god'

'Michelle's Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms'

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness." It's okay for a first draft, Thomas, but it'll be much better if you make it rhyme!

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

The Hug

Son, I don't think this was how Whistler painted HIS mother.

Trump goes down tweeting & firing more staff