Revolutionary War Gifts

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

George Washington

'You can just forget about the cake.'

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

Will rule with iron fist for food.

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

'Well, if he can't be a Minuteman, he can be a minutedog.'

DOWN WITH THE KING!, 'Do you know what the PENALTY is for disturbing the peace during wartime?'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread!', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff.'

"The British are coming. Just sayin'."

"Skip to the part where the princess climbs to the top of the corporate ladder."

François Guizot

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

Alexei Kosygin

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

John McCain, pre-RIP

Don't Worry, Joe, about Afghanistan

Let them eat cake!

"No taxation without representation!"

"Did any townspeople think 'The British Are Coming' was fake news?"

Benjamin Franklin

One after another

'No. No. Don't bomb them now. Wait until morning, when the birds are singing and the air is alive with a sense of possibility.'

"Ok, boy, one more time, then I'd better get this thing back to the battlefield."

Declaration of Independence. Legend has it that John Hancock signed his name extra large to annoy King George. The quill must have come from a mocking bird!

'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.'

'I found it on Craig's List.'

Assasination Attempt on Tsar Alexander II

"It's from Private Ryan...Wish you were here."