American Heritage Gifts

'The puritans enjoy a real good laugh'

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"You're on a what?!"

Several generations live together in Cuba

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

John F. Kennedy

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

"Do you know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?"

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

'Can we move over there?'

Louis Armstrong.

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

'Poor Americans...If this includes intellectual torture, they'll have to cancel 70 of their Hollywood productions...' (Caption may be modified.)

Elvis Presley

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

Signing the declaration of independence.

George Washington's sister was always getting him into trouble.

Plymouth Rock

Where the framers of the Constitution bought their frames.

"Oh no! - Here comes the National Trust again!!"

Scot holding a heart.

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

Lincoln on corporations.

Lady Liberty's Self-Care