American Heritage T-Shirts

'The puritans enjoy a real good laugh'

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"You're on a what?!"

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Several generations live together in Cuba

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

John F. Kennedy

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

"Do you know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?"

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

'Can we move over there?'

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

Louis Armstrong.

'Poor Americans...If this includes intellectual torture, they'll have to cancel 70 of their Hollywood productions...' (Caption may be modified.)

George Washington's sister was always getting him into trouble.

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

Where the framers of the Constitution bought their frames.

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

Scot holding a heart.

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

Lincoln on corporations.

"I have to get something off my chest—I don't know the words to the second verse of 'The Star-Spangled Banner.'"

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"