American History Lovers Gifts

James Monroe

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"You're on a what?!"

'Are we there yet?'

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

Ten Commandments

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

President S Grant's Proposed Civil Service Reform not to the Taste of Certain Senators

John F. Kennedy

"Do you know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?"

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

George Washington's sister was always getting him into trouble.

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

In my day, they didn

Where the framers of the Constitution bought their frames.

Quick, follow that star

Forensic evidence now proves that the shots in the balcony weren't meant for the President, but rather the show's cast.

Uncle Mort, you fought in Korea, right? You think that war will start up again? Not if I can help it. It was the morning of July 27, nineteen hundred and fifty-three. I was pinned down on Pork Chop Hill. My bazooka had run out of ammo. All I could find to load into it was a stuffed panda bear. I loaded it and fired that bear into the maw of the enemy. It struck one of them atop the noggin. Moments later, the armistice was signed. Every July 27th, I awaken at dawn and chuck that same panda at the

Uncle Sam and health care.

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

Lincoln on corporations.

Our 4 Branches of Government

"How could this happen?"

Mahmoud Abbas

Abraham Lincoln

Statue of Liberty hugs Obama goodbye.

Censorship | Not Censorship

"Do they look tired to you?"

'I can not tell a lie concerning the cherry tree: mistakes were made. However, I must consult with my spin doctors before saying more.'

'Washington has wooden teeth? -- how did you find that out?', 'It came out in conversation.'

Alabama Claims - Sir John Bull Falstaff Analogy

"Daniel, I seem to have dropped my keys, could you look around and toss them up."

Obama.

Cruz and Fiorina: DetesTED and DetestETTE