Us History Enthusiast Gifts

Uncle Sam and health care.

"I hope you're better than the last guy."

Anthrax scare.

"Yes, I know it was General Custer. But, it was just a movie for heaven's sake!"

Abraham Lincoln

'Seward bought Alaska. Jefferson bought Louisiana. And people think women are shoppers!'

U.S. Presidential Monuments.

Snakebit

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"I think he was a celebrity."

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Southwark Fair.

"You're on a what?!"

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

"All my symptoms are old ... "

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

That's What Happens

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

Paul Ree

Trump secret police

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

The High Line at Giza

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

After the Sentence

"America’s leaders since 1980"

The Other Cooperstown