U.s. History Enthusiast Gifts

Thomas Jefferson

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"I think he was a celebrity."

Southwark Fair.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"You're on a what?!"

The International and May Day Terrorism

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Cut!

Trump secret police

Paul Ree

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

"All my symptoms are old ... "

That's What Happens

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

Pearly King and Queen

The High Line at Giza

After the Sentence

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

The Other Cooperstown

"America’s leaders since 1980"

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"I think it was an election year."

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'Look, can't we just build the damn thing next to the quarry?'