American History Fan Gifts

"I'm sorry, but this beach is for residents only."

Richard Nixon.

Recruiting for the War- Recruitment 'tents' Outside City Hall, NY

'Yes, Lewis and Clark, I'll giude you."

Great Moments in Computer History: Lincoln's Gettysburg Address being reduced to 4 nanoseconds.

Bye bye baby Trump

"It's a petition to put Elvis up there!"

"Do they look tired to you?"

"They didn't vote to make you the national bird but don't fret, I know another way you can serve your country!"

"My Bible's bigger than your Bible..."

Lincoln and Washington wish each other happy birthday in heaven.

Calvin Coolidge

United States Constitution.

Hysterical Marker, Welcome to Pennsylvania, the Keystone State, Home of the World's Largest Pun.

'My advice, Francis, is to cut the 'Oh say can you see...' part and just go with the last three stanzas.'

Mt Rushmore Selfie

Davy Crockett's divorce.

President Thomas Jefferson

Contemporary U.S. soldiers right an oil derrick.

'Washington has wooden teeth? -- how did you find that out?', 'It came out in conversation.'

Woodrow Wilson

John F. Kennedy

Lewis wins the argument and the rest is history.

"You nose is whistling again, Abe."

"Oh, will you take that thing off before you embarrass someone!"

Someone who knows who George Washington was slept here.

Donner Party Pooper

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"You're on a what?!"

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

President S Grant's Proposed Civil Service Reform not to the Taste of Certain Senators

John F. Kennedy

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

"Do you know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?"

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)