American Frontier Gifts

Not at all O.K. Corral

This cowboy life really sucks

"'Wanted' ain't the same as 'Needed', Sheriff."

Artists of the wild west.

'Amazing what you can do on photo-shop - that doesn't look anything like him!'

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

Billy. The Kid.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

'Have you been waiting long?'

All-Verbal Westerns

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"The truth is, doctor, I've lost faith in Western medicine."

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

Cow duel.

Old West Bounty Hunter.

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

Build a home where the buffalo roam? Bah!

Domestic Pardners

"Billy the Kid's in town!"

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

"Billy the kiddy!"

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

'I haven't done anything. My ex-wife had those posters printed.'