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Not at all O.K. Corral

This cowboy life really sucks

"'Wanted' ain't the same as 'Needed', Sheriff."

Artists of the wild west.

'Amazing what you can do on photo-shop - that doesn't look anything like him!'

"I'm telling' ya, I had no idea there was a real king of the wild frontier. Maybe I could be the earl of the upper midwest. Or, how about Baron of the Tennessee valley? Whataya think?

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Billy. The Kid.

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

'Have you been waiting long?'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"Convertible. Must be nice."

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

All-Verbal Westerns

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"The truth is, doctor, I've lost faith in Western medicine."

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

Old West Bounty Hunter.

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

Cow duel.

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

'I haven't done anything. My ex-wife had those posters printed.'

The Lawman

"Billy the Kid's in town!"

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

'Eh, love. The one armed bandit at the end of the bar isn't working.'