American West T-Shirts

What Are These?

"First, let's get to California. Then we can start thinking about a visit to Europe."

'Bed down my Beamer while I'm meeting with Custer.'

1876: The Wild West

Historical tour of Custer's childhood

Bang! You Got Me!

Seeing the elephant.

The Dodge City Building

General Custer as a kid.

"Well, uh. . . I can't prove it. It's just The Law of the West."

Billy. The Kid.

New Guy.

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Nun Fight.

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

'Have you been waiting long?'

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Young Gums

Artists of the wild west.

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'