American West Literature T-Shirts

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Build a home where the buffalo roam? Bah!

Mark Twain

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market."

"Who are you callin' a low down snake-in-the-grass? That's upright snake-on-a-barstool to you, mister."

'You reckon we should mosey this guy?'

F. Scott Fitzgerald

What Are These?

Custer's Last Rollo

J.D.Salinger epitaph.

Eugene O'Neill.

The corona ranger

"Yes, I have a home where the buffaloroam. Are you in the market?"

"Don't miss a single word, Edgar. I am not going to dictate this poem again: once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary..."

"He's about your size. Peg-leg. Seen him?"

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

'It's what we were afraid of, Virgil. Someone's selling guns to the Indians.'

"I can't right now. My spurs are stuck together."

TV Guide: Cowboy Cowboys.

"You're gettin' too big for your dang britches."

"So... You must be Billy the Kid..."

"Yeah, you can drawl the drawl, but can you mosey the mosey?"

"I've been invited to address a conference of professors of twentieth-century American literature who are sleeping with their students."

'This town ain't big enough for the both of us.'

Wild Irv Moskowitz, the meanest deli-man in the West.

"Hon, I feel like riding out into big-sky country."

"If I don't get to shoot somebody soon, I'm going to have to shoot somebody."

"Dear Helen, Freelance works remains lucrative, but stressful."