American Frontier Prints

Not at all O.K. Corral

This cowboy life really sucks

"'Wanted' ain't the same as 'Needed', Sheriff."

Artists of the wild west.

'Amazing what you can do on photo-shop - that doesn't look anything like him!'

"I'm telling' ya, I had no idea there was a real king of the wild frontier. Maybe I could be the earl of the upper midwest. Or, how about Baron of the Tennessee valley? Whataya think?

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Billy. The Kid.

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

'Have you been waiting long?'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"Convertible. Must be nice."

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

All-Verbal Westerns

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"The truth is, doctor, I've lost faith in Western medicine."

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

Old West Bounty Hunter.

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

Cow duel.

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

'I haven't done anything. My ex-wife had those posters printed.'

The Lawman

"Billy the Kid's in town!"

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

'Eh, love. The one armed bandit at the end of the bar isn't working.'