Amateur Singers Pillows

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"Darling, I never realised how talented you weren't!"

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

"If I wanted your opinion I would have hauled you in for questioning."

"He can never take anything serious. Everything's a joke."

Young lady telling a young man he is not singing low enough.

"Still life with fruit and terribly drawn fish"

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

"Well they are fake ducks, Honey, but not quite decoyish enough."

"Repeat after me... We are vegan... We are vegan..."

Man having picture of caught fish sees that cat has eaten it.

'People say I don't listen to other's opinions. That's not true, is it Binky?'

Canoeing Incorrectly

'You can't come in to play unless you wear cushions on your feet - My Dad's got a headache!'

"He sings for charity. He has to. Nobody offers to pay him."

"Maybe you just can't tell a joke."

"That' was great - let's run though that again."

Spring Cleaning

"All this just to take a selfy!"

"It just started as a list of his faults, and just evolved into a horror novel."

"Dad! I didn't know you were a boxer!"

"The only thing that can save it now is a really bad glee club!!"

"I got the blues in the mornin', I got the blues at night..."

"Good morning, world!"

"Morning! Are the fish biting?"

'That wasn't the home movie. That was the trailer.'