Amateur Soprano Pillows

Singing is everyone's shower rights.

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

"Darling, I never realised how talented you weren't!"

I love my Uke.

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

Giuseppe Verdi

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

Young lady telling a young man he is not singing low enough.

'People say I don't listen to other's opinions. That's not true, is it Binky?'

"Keep it up Kevin, you're really improving."

"Don't forget the spaghetti dinner at Sparolini's after the show."

"He sings for charity. He has to. Nobody offers to pay him."

'Seriously, your ululation is good enough for American Idol.'

"I admire your devotion to duty."

Other men just sing in the bath

'He always takes Charades very seriously.'

"That' was great - let's run though that again."

Spring Cleaning

"You do know, don't you, that Frank was raised by sopranos. . .?"

Singer warming up (me me me me). How singers become self-centered.

"The only thing that can save it now is a really bad glee club!!"

"I got the blues in the mornin', I got the blues at night..."

'What's my husband like? -- Just imagine Tony Soprano without any money.'

Open Mic Night

"Harolds been keeping busy tinkering in the backyard." (woman on the phone talking while husband is in the backyard building a rocket ship)

He's got a lousy voice!

"Ever since he got those goggles ..."

Alanis Morissette

'There's no easy way to say this... IDIOSYNCRASY.'