Always On The Clock Gifts

Oh, don't worry, Haskins, your job is secure. You're smart enough, hard working and you don't have a life.

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

"You keep impeccable time."

Time for vacation, time for work.

'We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it.'

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

"Your clock watching and staring into space skills are top notch!"

'In keeping with the company's policy on after-hours availability, he'll be buried with his phone.'

Time management office worker

"Word is that since we increased your case load, you've been living at the office."

Harv works the red shift.

Of COURSE I hate to rush around all the time! But I do it so I won't have to hurry later!

"What time is it mentally?"

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

Outstanding Time Management

"Still no offers - sometimes I think I'm the only one using this site."

21st Century Malaise-Attention-Seeking-Disorder

"Pay attention when I'm talking to you. I see your eyes darting back and forth between me and the clock."

'At this rate nine months is going to take forever.'

History Department

Quitting time

'Happy New Year!'

Garden City Restaurant: 'Workaholics businessmen's lunch - 24 hours every day.'

I can always tell when it's near 5 o clock. Pritkin gets that Happy HOur look in his eyes.

'Is it home time yet?'

Girls in bed

No Binge Watching

'Nurse Wilhelm will be live-blogging the whole procedure.'

"You will fall backward. But eventually you will spring ahead."

'Try not to watch the clock. It only makes the day go slower.'

"Remember I need your report by 2030."

"Your ten o'clock is here."

"Look I'm half way through a meeting, this better be bloody important!"

Checking watch