Always On The Move Gifts

"Word is that since we increased your case load, you've been living at the office."

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

Twenty-first century baby walker

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

"This city is becoming unlivable."

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

'We can't move in with my parents - they've moved in with grandma!'

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

"it appears I'm being relocated"

A mother drives a mini-van full of kids; her bumper sticker reads "I'd rather be working".

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

House hunting is cruel.

Home Sweet Home

State of the Union

"My biggest concern is adequate closet space."

Dancing in a circle

"Wouldn't this one look nice shrivelled up in the kitchen?"

House sale.

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

'We're experience a housing recovery.'

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'