Baby On The Move Gifts

Twenty-first century baby walker

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

'Are we there yet?'

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

'He was getting too heavy to carry around in my pouch.'

"This city is becoming unlivable."

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

'You can go home today, but we'd like to run a few more tests on your husband.'

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

'We can't move in with my parents - they've moved in with grandma!'

A mother drives a mini-van full of kids; her bumper sticker reads "I'd rather be working".

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

"Word is that since we increased your case load, you've been living at the office."

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

House hunting is cruel.

'Your wife has had triplets. I suggest you go home and get some of the sleep you won't get in the next several years.'

Home Sweet Home

State of the Union

"My biggest concern is adequate closet space."

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

"Wouldn't this one look nice shrivelled up in the kitchen?"

House sale.

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'