Always On The Move Pillows

"Word is that since we increased your case load, you've been living at the office."

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

Twenty-first century baby walker

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

That's my daughter, Alayna

Sale. To do this job you just need to follow the old adage and "dance like nobody's watching"!

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

'Yeah, strictly speaking it's a hole, but I prefer to think of it as a bijou hole.'

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

"This city is becoming unlivable."

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

'We can't move in with my parents - they've moved in with grandma!'

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

"it appears I'm being relocated"

A mother drives a mini-van full of kids; her bumper sticker reads "I'd rather be working".

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

Realty. Remember

House hunting is cruel.

House sale.

Home Sweet Home

State of the Union

"My biggest concern is adequate closet space."

Dancing in a circle

"Wouldn't this one look nice shrivelled up in the kitchen?"

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'