Mom On The Go Pillows

A mother drives a mini-van full of kids; her bumper sticker reads "I'd rather be working".

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

'Mum's late home from work. I hate it when my tea is stuck in traffic.'

'Does yours come with a trampoline?'

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

Twenty-first century baby walker

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

Man walking a dog is passed by a runner carrying a baby on her hip.

'I think it may be a limited edition.'

"Exercise stroller moms can sure be competitive."

Mom simultaneously feeds baby his bottle, and husband his.

Laptops

"Mommy is having another baby. Let me assure you that any paradigm shift will be incremental, core values remain family-centric, and Mommy is committed to assimilation and building synergy."

"Word is that since we increased your case load, you've been living at the office."

"No, dear, the baby didn't take a selfie. It's an ultrasound."

Child on a schedule.

Doctor Tries to Explain Breast Feeding

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

Stroller Cellphone

"It's your mother. She wants to know why you never summon her."

Working Moms

'Come watch TV with me, Mom. This movie is for young and old.'

"Mommy, can I help you feed the troll?"

Mother and Baby

Upset mother to son: 'Would it kill you to check your poor mother's blog once in a while?'

'It's a GPS for busy mothers. It tells you if you're coming or going.'

"My child has special wants."

'Inverted nipple? I've never got a straw when I need one.'

"Mom! Download this app, make an account, sign in and scan this code to see what I made for you."

Speeding pram with mum hanging on.

"I don't understand people who say children should be seen and not heard. Why would anyone want to hear them?"

'So mum's going back to work. Do you have to go too??'