Mommy On A Mission Pillows

'No, I didn't get the promotion again: It's hard to build a career when you're on Maternity Leave every few months...'

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

Fitness Programme for babies

"I'm so good at this!"

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

"We've created a safe, nonjudgmental environment that will leave you child ill-prepared for real life."

'They're just adorable at this age - before they develop a personality.'

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Preparing for a new arrival

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

Mom simultaneously feeds baby his bottle, and husband his.

'I think it may be a limited edition.'

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

Biological Alarm Clock.

Doctor has the taste for patients urine samples.

A mother drives a mini-van full of kids; her bumper sticker reads "I'd rather be working".

"Everything started when I became a stay-at-home-mom of three little monsters."

Child on a schedule.

"Hi - Mom? Going to Kayla's house? Thanks!"

"So far mum's put on 10 kilos. I guess that's the best passenger safety airbag I'll ever get."

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

'We can't win. Mum keeps telling us to play quietly, and when we do, she thinks we're up to something!'

young mother with a baby being bombarded by advice on parenting from older mothers

Working Moms

"Now we get all our news from Nickelodeon."

Mom's always doing things for my own good, but it doesn't seem to rub off!

Maternity Room: Push, Push, Push.

Today's nervous breakdown occurred yesterday.

"I think formula should be bottled-up, but not your emotions."

'Well General? What is today's inspirational message from your mother?'

This could be interesting...

"My child has special wants."

"I don't understand people who say children should be seen and not heard. Why would anyone want to hear them?"