Mommy On A Mission Gifts

'No, I didn't get the promotion again: It's hard to build a career when you're on Maternity Leave every few months...'

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

Fitness Programme for babies

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

"I'm so good at this!"

"We've created a safe, nonjudgmental environment that will leave you child ill-prepared for real life."

'They're just adorable at this age - before they develop a personality.'

Preparing for a new arrival

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

Biological Alarm Clock.

Doctor has the taste for patients urine samples.

'I think it may be a limited edition.'

Mom simultaneously feeds baby his bottle, and husband his.

Whoa

A mother drives a mini-van full of kids; her bumper sticker reads "I'd rather be working".

"Everything started when I became a stay-at-home-mom of three little monsters."

Waiting Room

Child on a schedule.

"Hi - Mom? Going to Kayla's house? Thanks!"

"So far mum's put on 10 kilos. I guess that's the best passenger safety airbag I'll ever get."

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

'We can't win. Mum keeps telling us to play quietly, and when we do, she thinks we're up to something!'

Working Moms

young mother with a baby being bombarded by advice on parenting from older mothers

"I think formula should be bottled-up, but not your emotions."

Mom's always doing things for my own good, but it doesn't seem to rub off!

Maternity Room: Push, Push, Push.

'Well General? What is today's inspirational message from your mother?'

Today's nervous breakdown occurred yesterday.

"Now we get all our news from Nickelodeon."

This could be interesting...

"My child has special wants."