Mom On A Mission Gifts

'I nominated you for class mother elections and you won.'

'If I had my time over again, I'd be too young to go out with boys.'

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"Now, Mrs. Jones, repeat after me..."

'If you take this job, you will need child care... that's my second job.'

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

"Use your inside scream."

"We've created a safe, nonjudgmental environment that will leave you child ill-prepared for real life."

'They're just adorable at this age - before they develop a personality.'

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Preparing for a new arrival

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

Mom simultaneously feeds baby his bottle, and husband his.

"It's childhood. Your child has childhood."

'I think it may be a limited edition.'

A mother drives a mini-van full of kids; her bumper sticker reads "I'd rather be working".

"Are you sure they don't include children?"

"Everything started when I became a stay-at-home-mom of three little monsters."

Child on a schedule.

"Hi - Mom? Going to Kayla's house? Thanks!"

"So far mum's put on 10 kilos. I guess that's the best passenger safety airbag I'll ever get."

Working Moms

Maternity Room: Push, Push, Push.

Mom's always doing things for my own good, but it doesn't seem to rub off!

Baby Mums.

This could be interesting...

"My child has special wants."

"I don't understand people who say children should be seen and not heard. Why would anyone want to hear them?"

"I wish you wouldn't repeat everything I shouldn't have said."

Life hasn't been the same since Mum took up taekwondo!

'So mum's going back to work. Do you have to go too??'

"Mommy can be tough like Janet Reno. But she can also be vulnerable like Al Gore."