Families On The Go Pillows

"First class, or with children?"

'What zip code are we in now?'

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

'Are we there yet?'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'Are we there yet?'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

"Ah...here they are!"

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

'I mean...'

'Are we there yet?'

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

Summer Energy

'sugar and spice my eye.'

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

'Are we there yet?'

'None of the other things had instructions.'

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

"Don't make me turn this covered wagon around!"

A mother drives a mini-van full of kids; her bumper sticker reads "I'd rather be working".

Satellite Navigation for children - "How many more miles is it?"