Families On The Go Gifts

That's my daughter, Alayna

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

"First class, or with children?"

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

'Are we there yet?'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'Are we there yet?'

The Family Joules: Part 6

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

"Ah...here they are!"

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

'I mean...'

'Are we there yet?'

Summer Energy

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

'sugar and spice my eye.'

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

'Are we there yet?'

"Don't make me turn this covered wagon around!"

'None of the other things had instructions.'

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

A mother drives a mini-van full of kids; her bumper sticker reads "I'd rather be working".

'We just figured that with the kids travelling so much for soccer, it made more sense to sell our house and get an RV.'