Parent On The Go Gifts

Formula one car with a baby on board sticker sponspored by Mothercare

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

The Digital Family

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

That's my daughter, Alayna

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'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"We've created a safe, nonjudgmental environment that will leave you child ill-prepared for real life."

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

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"Bless, Poppy's first tweet!"

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

Lawyer's baby first word: whiplash!

"I know, but all promises are off when Daddy's writing his grant proposals."

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

'Push, dear! The child will be late for pre-school!'

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

'Have you googled me to see how old I was when I was born?'

'So tell me again. Why can't you sit on the eggs and tweet at the same time?'

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

"How many times do I have to beep you?"

'It's no use! His computer tablet has replaced his blanky!'

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."

'My teacher sends report cards as PDF attachments. Luckily, my parents have no idea how to open computer files.'

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'

A mother drives a mini-van full of kids; her bumper sticker reads "I'd rather be working".