Always On The Clock Pillows

Oh, don't worry, Haskins, your job is secure. You're smart enough, hard working and you don't have a life.

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

Time for vacation, time for work.

"You keep impeccable time."

'We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it.'

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

"Your clock watching and staring into space skills are top notch!"

Time management office worker

'In keeping with the company's policy on after-hours availability, he'll be buried with his phone.'

"Word is that since we increased your case load, you've been living at the office."

"Still no offers - sometimes I think I'm the only one using this site."

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

Outstanding Time Management

Of COURSE I hate to rush around all the time! But I do it so I won't have to hurry later!

Harv works the red shift.

21st Century Malaise-Attention-Seeking-Disorder

"What time is it mentally?"

"Pay attention when I'm talking to you. I see your eyes darting back and forth between me and the clock."

'At this rate nine months is going to take forever.'

Quitting time

History Department

'Happy New Year!'

I can always tell when it's near 5 o clock. Pritkin gets that Happy HOur look in his eyes.

'Is it home time yet?'

Girls in bed

No Binge Watching

'Nurse Wilhelm will be live-blogging the whole procedure.'

Garden City Restaurant: 'Workaholics businessmen's lunch - 24 hours every day.'

"You will fall backward. But eventually you will spring ahead."

"Remember I need your report by 2030."

'Try not to watch the clock. It only makes the day go slower.'

"Your ten o'clock is here."

"Look I'm half way through a meeting, this better be bloody important!"

"He always times '60 minutes.'"