24-hour Clock User Pillows

"Remember I need your report by 2030."

"You keep impeccable time."

Time for vacation, time for work.

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

'We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it.'

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

"Your clock watching and staring into space skills are top notch!"

"We calculated your age by how many hours you billed your clients, and you are at least 96."

"What time is it mentally?"

"Pay attention when I'm talking to you. I see your eyes darting back and forth between me and the clock."

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

Harv works the red shift.

'At this rate nine months is going to take forever.'

Quitting time

History Department

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

'Happy New Year!'

Internal Clock

"...and don't fall for that trunk enlargement scam."

No Binge Watching

"I told him he was punching out too hard. This time the time clock punched back."

Garden City Restaurant: 'Workaholics businessmen's lunch - 24 hours every day.'

I can always tell when it's near 5 o clock. Pritkin gets that Happy HOur look in his eyes.

'Is it home time yet?'

Girls in bed

"You will fall backward. But eventually you will spring ahead."

"Well sorry doc, but that's not the reading I get from my digital wrist heart monitor."

'Try not to watch the clock. It only makes the day go slower.'

'It's not a bad place to work - if you can stand the routine.'

"Look I'm half way through a meeting, this better be bloody important!"

Checking watch

"You've got six days."