Alternative Media Gifts

'I'm a member of the non-traditional media.'

"He doesn't feel like bringing your newspaper, Howard."

Trial by Media

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Occu-Pie Mars

In the Guru District

Squeezing the Free Press.

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

Build your very own conflict of interest!

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"National security adviser"

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

'If only every year was an election year.'

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

Gay Times...

If nobody had invented graphics

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

Meet the Enemy

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Cord cutter

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

"Walt Disney on ice."

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.