Alternative Sports Gifts

The 19th hole

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

The rocket powered skiier

Extreme Bungy

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Vegetarian Birds

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

Rock Climber

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Surfing koala.

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

Punk Reindeer

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

YOLO vs YODO

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'