Alternative Sports Gifts

The 19th hole

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

The rocket powered skiier

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

Rock Climber

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

...the all-terrain skateboard.

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

Vegetarian Birds

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Extreme Bungy

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Surfing koala.

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

YOLO vs YODO

Punk Reindeer

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"