Extreme Sports Gifts

Mountain-bike Goat.

"We're really bonding now, aren't we, Dad?"

"Do you ever wish you'd been an accountant?"

"Better luck next time!"

'One of us is in serious trouble!'

"One of us is in serious trouble!"

The Top and The Tippy-top (mountain climbing)

...Compound fractures occur when a bone snaps like a twig and pokes right through the skin...

'First jump? I'm nervous, too. This is the first time I've packed a parachute.'

A fellow participating in many activities and everything is fine until someone bumps his car and then his back hurts,

'All clear!'

Mountain climber pulling a mountain biker up the side of a mountain.

"Why do we do this again?"

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

'Selfie' on top of Everest. . . 3 likes. Breakfast at base camp. . . 359 likes!!

Mt. Everest gifts.

'I'm raising funds to buy a parachute. Anything you can spare would be appreciated.'

Jump 4 Amnesia.

Tightrope walker with trampoline for safety net.

'No Andy, we're BASE jumping! Now where's your parachute?'

Extreme sports UK - swimming with sewage.

Fascinating Fact: More climbers have perished on the way down this mountain than on the way up.

'Ok, Ok. We'll run through it one more time. The rabbit pops up, goes around the tree ....'

A skydiver is doing an extreme sudoku

Lemming with hang-glider.

"No, this is just the line for the ladies' room."

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

A mountain climbing problem.

Pure Adrenaline.

Take risks. Take action. Build momentum.

George was unaware of the pot-holes in the road ahead!

'HAPPIER?! Now you know it works!'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Rock climber getting books from top shelf

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'