Alternative Firm Fan Gifts

And I like to call this my 'dance of the enhanced PEP at alternative firms'.

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

European currency on the edge.

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Best before 65 million BC.

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Economy - USA.

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

Punk Reindeer

What do you suggest we do about this?

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

Sick Building Syndrome

'I enjoy the old-fashioned pleasures - a walk on the beach, plain food and piles of cash.'

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"Our initial public offering, .... The public has gotten wind of it!"

'Of course I'm squirreling away money!'

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

Adult Barbershop

'You go without me. I'm feeling a little down today.'

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides stimulated hand-holding when the market is down.'

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

'Stocks rose on news that '90% of success is just being there.''

'And this just in from the stock market... buy, sell, buy, sell, buy, sell, buy!'

'How do you expect the Government to bail you out of your financial crisis if you don't pay your taxes?'

The Cashless Society is Here