Alternative Firm Fan Gifts

And I like to call this my 'dance of the enhanced PEP at alternative firms'.

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Best before 65 million BC.

European currency on the edge.

Economy - USA.

What do you suggest we do about this?

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

Punk Reindeer

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'I enjoy the old-fashioned pleasures - a walk on the beach, plain food and piles of cash.'

Sick Building Syndrome

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'Of course I'm squirreling away money!'

"Our initial public offering, .... The public has gotten wind of it!"

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

Adult Barbershop

'You go without me. I'm feeling a little down today.'

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides stimulated hand-holding when the market is down.'

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

'And this just in from the stock market... buy, sell, buy, sell, buy, sell, buy!'

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

'Stocks rose on news that '90% of success is just being there.''

'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'

"It's a sci-fi-nance- when the DOW is 100,000."