Alt-country Aficionado Gifts

What your guitar says about you.

Billy. The Kid.

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

Tyrannosaurus Tex

"I know your mother."

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

Son, you'll never be quick on the draw unless you pull your dang pants up.

"You don't think you're bringing that mustache in here do you?!"

"El muy mal perro"

"Bad weather, bugs, snakes, hostile Indians, rustlers, … these are some of the things you may encounter on your outward bound experience."

Build a home where the buffalo roam? Bah!

A history of "high" fashion for old guys.

Cowboy:'DRAW!' - Two Cowboys about to fight it out using their Pencils and Paper pads.

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"