Alt-country Aficionado Pillows

What your guitar says about you.

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Billy. The Kid.

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

Build a home where the buffalo roam? Bah!

Cowboy:'DRAW!' - Two Cowboys about to fight it out using their Pencils and Paper pads.

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

"Bad weather, bugs, snakes, hostile Indians, rustlers, … these are some of the things you may encounter on your outward bound experience."

Tyrannosaurus Tex

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

"I know your mother."

"You don't think you're bringing that mustache in here do you?!"

"El muy mal perro"

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

Dear Farmer Brown - we really don't like you. The Animals.