Alt Rock Lover Gifts

"You know, Estella's pretty cool."

Robert Fripp

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

ZZZZZZZ Top

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Italica

Old rocker.

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

"Free Bird!"

Eric Clapton.

Tina Turner

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

Ray Davies

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Johnny Winter.

Listening to Coldplay.

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

Plymouth Rock

"Face it, Mom. I'm not going to college. I want to be a Rockette!"

'Yeah, a lot of people say I look like Elvis. I think it's my eyes.'

'Son, it's time we had a little talk about the Byrds and the Beatles.'

Neil Young

Ozzy Osbourne

There aren't any serious side effects — just an occasional Elvis sighting.

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

Rod Stewart