Alphabetization Specialist Gifts

'Can we line up some other way for once? Aardvark is getting really conceited.'

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

'What does it say, Dad?'

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'A is for Arse.'

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

'I did it all from memory.'

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

Frank and Ernie's Country Diner. Special Alphabet Soup. Come in and sit for a spell.

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

'We had to discontinue the alphabet soup, sir - Too many censorship problems.'

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

Child lifting alphabet blocks.

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

Letterman Show: 'He's always been at my side...the one consonant in my life...'

Reading: Phonics. Using phonics, you learn to read by the sounds of letters. Any questions? Yes. Why does "phonics" begin with "p-h" and not with "f"?

Frank and Ernie's Diner. Today: Alphabet Soup. The little green pieces? --- That's Ernie's idea. It's Q-cumber.

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

"But this book is just the alphabet all jumbled up..."

Alphabet Soup: Ingredients - consonants and vowels.

Mice taking lessons.

'Colourful scenes in central London as the annual pedants' pride parade makes it way into Hyde park.'

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."