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'Can we line up some other way for once? Aardvark is getting really conceited.'

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'What does it say, Dad?'

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

'A is for Arse.'

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'I did it all from memory.'

'We had to discontinue the alphabet soup, sir - Too many censorship problems.'

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

Child lifting alphabet blocks.

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

"But this book is just the alphabet all jumbled up..."

Alphabet Soup: Ingredients - consonants and vowels.

Mice taking lessons.

'Colourful scenes in central London as the annual pedants' pride parade makes it way into Hyde park.'

'Even my friends have noticed it! They see you out with other letters! But they never see me, unless you're there too! I just need a little space.'

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."