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"You love me, you wuss. Admit it. You love me!"

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"I love you, you big fool."

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

Is that pancake ready yet?

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

Sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm giving my baby a bottle.

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

'I believe in aggressive mergers, Celia.'

'Would you merge your mutual fund with mine?'

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

'Darling, I want you to have this lock of my hair to remind you how much I love you.'

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"Well, there goes your theory of him thinking of you as his pack leader."

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

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We found each other the first time either of us tried online dating! It was love at first website!

"I know where we stand right now, Dr. Heisenberg, but where are we going?"

I think you started off sending him the wrong message when you named him Alpha.

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

Love Birds love loving each other

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'? We're at the cinema!'

Kissing at the Movies

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"Why, thank you, sweetheart!"

"At last...after so many missed days...so many cruel days apart...we are together once again!"

"I love you in theory."

'Yes, I got it all.'

"Hollywood knows if they make sappy, romantic movies, girls will drag their stupid boyfriends to the theater. I can't wait to be dragged to a chick flick."

How you can tell you're in a committed relationship...

'...then he said he loved me and I thought 'what a croc'...'

'What? No flowers? No chocolates? Don't you have a heart?'

'The package said '90 percent fewer calories' I guess that explains it.'

'That Al Gore is so patronizing!'