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'Yes, I got it all.'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

'Don't worry. No one else knows what they are doing either.'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"Not now, Oliver."

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

Library

'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.'

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

'I've stopped him using the exercise bike...'

Bro of Frankenstein

'My upper body strength is fine but I'd been neglecting my legs.'

Two entrances to a gym; one reads "Actual Exercise" while the other reads "Sit on Equipment and Stare at your Phone."

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

Macho man body building club.

Starving Philosophy student grappling with the question of the toast in the machine.

The morning after the night before.

"I love college."

'I'll pause for your moans and groans.'

"High-energy music, motivational coaching, an epic space - depressing stuff but add in some fixed bikes and you're on a winner."

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

'I'm giving you extra marks for the six pack.' - Dr. Jeckyl , the College Years.

Academy.

"I'd like to propose a bill to the effect that we can remain freshmen indefinitely."