Soccer Sweetheart T-Shirts

"My new girlfriend also plays football." "She's a keeper."

'I think I've scored.'

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

'I believe in aggressive mergers, Celia.'

Football supporters.

Megan Anna Rapinoe

"I know where we stand right now, Dr. Heisenberg, but where are we going?"

Cricket Lovers

Proposal on a snowboard

'I think I am in love dad - she even understands the offside rule.'

Captive Audience.

"At last...after so many missed days...so many cruel days apart...we are together once again!"

Cupid fires an arrow into a football.

Penguin and polar bear watching Eskimos throw snowballs.

"I love you in theory."

'Get back to your seat, Mom. I can handle this.'

"We'll always have the food court."

Football Sisyphus

"Look! Isn't that your old flame from high school?"

Young Love

'And for the sports minded. . . there's the £100 trip up to my flat.'

Dressing up

"This is my husband, John. He works for the CIA."

"Can I carry your ipad for you Cindy?"

'Thirty,love...My lovey!'

Euros final

'We call it 'Fred'. He's our best penalty kicker.'

"Parry Me!"

"He said the one word that drives women crazy...pickleball."

"I still remember that day she walked into the classroom. It was like-like at first sight."

"No Justin. I'm saving myself for college."

'Okay, I'll be your Valentine, but don't get any funny ideas.'